#i love them sm they're so stupid

[fourdancingmoths]

I love how au!Aimsey's tactic to work things out with her girlfriend wasn't "hey Guqqie, I care about you and I miss you, and what you're doing clearly isn't healthy," it was "babe, your new home renovation is fuckin Ugly. Fix it. :/"

[nanjokaoru]

sk8 the infinity: extra part → 🍵🌸

[flyingmintbunny0]

4 Haunting Photos Taken Moments Before Disaster

(Or WW about to start a bar brawl bc his dumbass bf is making fun of him)

[sooahbites]

Disaster twins are so basement yard coded.

Posting this here bc I think it's funny, might do another clips too, who knows?

[kasstarry]

No Matthews were harmed in the making of this video 🫡

Just a silly situation with my OCs 😭 Characters 😋: - Anthony, Rosemary and Matthew are eating Gum - Matthew is the one choking on his gum like an idiot 💀 - Scarlett is talking to Evie, then suddenly she senses something is wrong and calls the twins - Evie is just clueless as to what just happened as they're hysterically laughing on the phone 😭

[minijenn]

@ that one anon who asked a while back if I had a preview of the Attack the Light promo, finally, I fucking do

[blakbonnet]

"shit his dick's on fire" and it was not an exaggeration I feel lightheaded

[rice-ballin]

america and japan are such dweeby little losers that kiku could say alfred had "weezer blue eyes" and alfred would take that as the BIGGEST compliment he's ever gotten

[girlivealwaysbean]

pata hai last kuch din i was very busy with my project kyunki final dena tha and binding karni thi etc to wo karwayi then i went to the bookfair bekaar tha then parso submit karne jaa rahi to subah accident hogaya (bhai ki bike skid hogayi and we fell down) and now i have a big ass blue bruise on my upper thigh and my parents don't even know lmao and kal ek science conference thi to i had to sit in an auditorium for 6 hours listening to accomplished people speak. that's what you missed now your turn

omg i knew everything in this except for the accident cause i stalk your blog vigorously everyday are you okay!!!!!!!!!! did you get tetanus shots!!!!!!!!!! also on your upper thigh oh no that's where future jiju is supposed to write MINE na as per our beloved song guilty as sin?

[albwreckt]

[ Leicester ] - Hilda spotted a familiar face above the parapet of the other partygoers and hastened her way to its owner.

"Baltie!" she trilled. "They're about to play a song from--- what are you wearing? Did you make your shirt?" With an eye for both detail and fashion, the handcraftsmanship had not gone unnoticed. She studied it for a moment before shaking her head. Not now! "Never mind, there's time for that later. They're about to play a song from home! You must know this one, right?"

She tucked a black feather into the brooch displayed on his lapel before dragging him to the dance floor. For a girl a foot-and-a-half smaller than him, she sure could muster a surprising display of strength when she wanted to.

“Oh, this? Bernie made it for me. It rocks, I know. Shows off the puppies while keeping it refined & modest.” He did a once over of… His own body. Real humble. But luckily for Hilda, she cut off his ego-stroking long before it got out of control. In a flash, Balthus found himself tailing his old friend, his ears listening for a familiar tune. 

And while the song was great and all–brought back memories both sour and sweet of his noble days–he frowned. He wasn’t as happy as Hilda might’ve expected him to be, or at all, really. Not when they reached the dance floor, not when he received the feather, not even when chocolate pearls met the gaze of that pair of strawberries. 

Because there was something heavy on his mind. And it wasn’t her. 

“Look, Hilda–” he raised his free hand in protest, digging through his outfit to produce a bell to bribe her with, “I know you like dancing and all, so I won’t put a stop to this,” He swallowed hard. The intro to the Leicster number was coming to a close; soon dancers would whirl about the floor as the first verse kicked in. He had all of fifteen seconds to spit it out. 

“But promise me you won’t tell Holst you’re letting people prance around with you tonight. He’ll do unspeakable things to me if he finds out I didn’t break the arms of anyone who tried.” 

To sweeten the deal, he fixed his ornament to her brooch. An overwhelming burden of fear lifted from his shoulders as he did.

[artinandwritin]

13 for httyd ask :)

13; favourite design: Ohohohhh Rose dear you know what I'm gonna answer. You know what I'm gonna answer

[postmanlinksbootyshorts]

i'm talking abt a manhwa i'd been reading and dropped

i wanna get back into long live the night simply to see how boring and awful the plot has gotten lol

when i first picked the manhwa up i was expecting a love triangle between a human who has a crush on his lycan best friend and the lycan's toxic vampire ex but it turns out the lycan is very much with the vampire 'ex' and there's ANOTHER more toxic vampire who wants the 'toxic' vampire ex (dude isn't even toxic fr). the plot is a mess. it's like a watered down worse version of omegaverse without the slick and heat cycles and pregnancy. what made me stop reading it was the bit in like chapter 30 or smth where the boring lycan mc had to deal with ,,speciesism'' and it was written just as bad as you're thinking but somehow even worse. i read that part and fucking died. it was awful.

i wont post all the screenshots from when i had my weekly 5am breakdown triggered by it but i WILL include this lil nugget

[paperzombiie]

More Azalea Valley pages!

Nohreh made the mistake(?) of befriending the werewolf guy (whose name is Demian) some time after their one night stand and they both realize they have a lot in common, one of those things being: they never had anyone to teach them how to deal with their situations... so they make a deal.

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Demian had previously rejected his offer to help during full moon night. Nohreh worries about him... It's not that he doesn't know Demian had been doing that every month since he was a kid, it's the "all alone while turning into a frightened beast" part he can't stop thinking about...

[papasmistakeria]

Currently on episode 3 of The Crazy Ones and all of them are so stupid and chaotic I love them sm

[laz-kay]

I've had 0 brain thoughts all day. It's 1am and I now have the urge to write an entire novel. End me.

[ekleipsi]

" hey, babe. ready to see you child? " he called from the other room, leaving the avian alone with his imagination as to just what that meant. only a few seconds, however, before the canine brought over the horrific invention ( if it could even be called that ) that still haunted their lives, their house— and what was a few more cuts on his hands? with a completely straight face, he set the box with a flailing tentacle knife onto the floor in front of the other, looking up at him expectantly.

--- Naoto had seen the video online- a challenge, to try and make your partner's laugh while they had water in their mouths. If they spilled or spewed it, they lost; if they remained straight faced after a minute? They won. He'd insisted that both Rashida and Ignis play with him, and while wife was an easy egg to crack, husband was so much more difficult. Such that he'd resorted to embarrassing methods to try and draw a simple reaction from the hound.

--- To that end, his own reactions were tame. Ignis had never been particularly funny- at least, not when put on the spot like this (his humor was often spontaneous and unintentional) and Rashida had only been able to rely on his weakness for boobs to acquire victory. Still. He remained mostly undefeated in this round, effort falling upon indifferent expression as he lofted a brow.

--- Only when the hound stepped away for a moment and called out to his preparedness in seeing his child, did Naoto blink his surprise. Unable to answer thanks to the water in his mouth, he could only purse his lips- he certainly didn't have any children, and Ignis hated all his contraptions and inventions so just what...was the....gaze narrowed upon the box.

--- It still hadn't stopped flailing, the batteries still going on the tentacle shaped dildo that Naoto had once upon a time affixed to the top of a box (and a battery). He'd carefully attached a knife to the end of it and then set it loose in their home, promptly sending his husband a video of as much while he'd been at work. Truly, avian's reaction then was absolutely pure, likely the most honest and true laugh he'd ever had in his entire life...and so see it once again, set before him by husband, no less?

--- ...well, he immediately choked on the water in his mouth, bursting into laughter so raucous and pure that he doubled over and spit it out, clutching his stomach. Eyes crinkled and melodic sounds spilled out, pitched and amused, features flushed with the joy and elation he was experiencing such that tears nearly gathered in his eyes. Cackles of delight were given, and while wife looked on horrified and confused, his husband knew of his enjoyment.

--- ' You--!! You win! You win, you win! This round is yours, heathen! ' he finally heaved, attempting to catch his breath and dashing the tears of laughter from his eyes, straightening back and trying to not giggle any further each time he looked at the perpetually moving piece. ' Baha....ahahaha! It's still going, how did you even pick it up!? ' he asked, grinning widely.